Okay, hey now, when do we hit the ground?
Of course, the war on terror, sorry, The War on Terror, is an act of terrorism:
I’m going to scare you more than you cnn scare me, you better believe it.
And in case you hadn’t noticed, I’m going to poison the world, at least your bit of it.
Which leads me on to the next point:
I can sort out global warming providing I don’t have to do anything different.
Which brings me back to a variation of the first point:
I don’t know any way to gain and hold power except through violence, or at best the promise of violence.
You better believe it, I can do more violence to you than you can do to me.
The rest, as they say, is window dressing.
By the way, how do I get a job as a window dresser.
Oh, I’ve just noticed that word GLOBAL, it makes me feel a bit itchy . . . look leave it with me and I’ll get my advisers and speech writers on to it.