A minor revelation

I went to see The Hobbit yesterday and, of course, it featured not only hobbits but also dwarves and goblins and elves and other sort of creatures that JRR met in his wanderings around Oxford. but the good news is I recognised the one whom Bilbo met in the bowels of the mountain: the gollum. It was none other than Michael Gove. Yes! Check it out if you don’t believe me. No doubt a bit of make-up has been applied in Conservative Party headquarters, and some clothes found for the poor creature. And do you know what I feel a certain sympathy for him in his true nature whereas in Michael Gove he is merely dispicable, and affront to humanity.